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“what’re you going as to the halloween party?”

“i think im going to dress up as a baby”

“what??? but the rest of the girls and i are wearing leotards and bunny ears and being sexy firefighters and stuff”

“no no don’t worry… i’m going to be a SEXY baby”

Some combination of the three?

(Source: acloneclub)

(Source: nonsentient)

(Source: eddykenway)

The effects of the Olympics.
  • 1. Makes people proud of their country.
  • 2. Makes people sexually frustrated.
  • 3. Makes people question what they've done with their life.
  • 4. Makes people feel fat